I have a full head of hair,
but I want people to think that I’m bald.
So I dyed the top of my head
like a bad toupee. Perfect.
Nailed it perfectly.
Is anyone else absolutely shocked that
there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart?
I guess the parking lot wasn’t big enough
for a NASCAR. Event.
How do you say
“Miss, your camel toe just
spit on my shoes”
in Nerdy?
Be still, my heart!
It looks like a black hole
sucking in everything around it
Not at any time of day, any day, any week, any month,
or any year, has this outfit ever been a good idea.
I like skulls.
I like wearing skulls.
I like killing animals
and gluing their skulls
onto my hats.
I’ll probably never get laid.
Looks like someone needs
a little sensitivity training.
I didn't know Siegfried and Roy shopped Walmart!
(Nice mullet in progress on the kid.)
Gay look completed by
the frilly pink socks.
Those shorts could not get
any tighter or shorter.
I can see his sperm count dropping.
I gotta stop dropping acid.
"Can you make it look
like a raccoon's on my head?"
Nothing oozes class
like this outfit.
@ least the suspenders
seem to be holding.
She’d be licking her lips too if she was lucky enough
to be that close to this guy’s junk.
As a male,
the first thing that comes
to my mind is
“awesome”
But believe it or not,
some People might find this
inappropriate attire
for shopping online-
let alone in public.
Taking a break from the Big Top.
(Must've come over with Sigfried and Roy.)
Hot pink is not a ’slimming’ color,
especially if it is cutting off circulation
to the rest of your body.
The blue shoes are a nice offset aren't they?.
If you look closely, you can see what
I hope is underwear crammed up in there.
(Didn't want you to miss that.)
Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with
a birth certificate,
application for adoption.
Each sold separately.
